Leaked Message From NATO Boss To Trump Reminds World That Dutch People Are Fucken Weird
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The international press corps was left stunned overnight after US President Donald Trump published a private message from NATO...
Middle East Conflict Explodes After Former Iranian Official Calls Benjamin Netanyahu A Grub
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The ceasefire in the Middle East looks even more flimsy today, after a former Iranian offical poured petrol on a missile fire.
Speaking...
Woman Asked To Donate To Cotton On Explains She Wouldn’t Be Fucken Shopping There If She Had Money To Spare
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local woman has gently explained to a Cotton On employee that if she had any money to spare, she probably wouldn’t be...
In The Face Of Geopolitical Uncertainty, Australians Seek Wisdom From Elderly Ethnic Cab Drivers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAs the decade of the 2020's descends even further into chaos, people from around the nation are rushing to the elderly taxi drivers ...
Albo Echoes Trumps Stance On Israel And Iran: “Yeah. Fucking Clowns”
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The Australian Prime Minister has once again rushed to back the President of America.
However, this time around, he's done so in a...
Biggest Social Media Platform For Under 16s Still Exempt From Under 16s Social Media Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the Australian government hurtles towards its ‘world leading Skibidi Rizz’ social media ban for under 16s, the nation is still wondering how...
American Realising Why He Has To Sell His Car To Pay For Broken Arm
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAn Ohio man is in a state of euphoria after finally uncovering why he had to sell his car in a city with...
Sydney Developers Refuse To Let The Blue Mountains Get In The Way Of Beautiful Urban Sprawl
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Sydney's ravenous property developers say they will not let something as trivial as the Blue Mountains prevent them from ensuring that the NSW...
Sheep Grazier’s Warning Forces Local Farmer To Get In His Ute, Drive Out To His Freshly-Shorn Wethers And Say “Fuck It, You’ll Be Right Won’t Ya?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A formal weather alert from the Bureau of Meteorology (BoM) has once again prompted swift and decisive inaction from...
Local Moron Actually Tells Doctor How Many Drinks He Has Every Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local silly duffer has done it again, it can be confirmed.
Local aspiring army reservist Aaron Cranston has amused his friends and...
