Girlfriend More Than Happy To Watch A Bit Of The Lions Tour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local footy fan has today received a warm hug of affirmation from his significant other.
Max Kelso, a 28-year-old man from Betoota Grove,...
Taylor Against Gender Quotas, Says Female Candidates Need To Win Over The Liberal Party’s Rapidly Shrinking Base Of Cranky Old Men Whose Brains Are Fucked From Sky News
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
HAVE MORE MERIT: The Liberal Party remains torn over the proposal to introduce gender quotas into the selection processes for both candidates shadow...
Adult Man With Blonde Hair Told To Grow Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA man sporting a shade of blonde mostly seen on children has been urged to grow the fuck up today, as not only...
UN Security Council Gather To Discuss Whether Recent Conflicts Will Affect The GTA6 Release Date
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe United Nations Security Council has called an emergency meeting to discuss whether or not America's strike on The Islamic Republic Of Iran...
Mate With Severely Depleted Dopamine Levels Starts Scrolling Instagram Reels Mid Conversation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local woman has today realised the severity of her mate’s dopamine addiction, after he whipped out his phone and started scrolling through...
Bezos Wedding DJ Forced To Piss In A Plastic Bottle Due To Brutal Fulfilment Obligations
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTIt seems not even his big day can stop Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos from cutting corners, with emerging reports revealing that the DJ...
Report: World Needs A Don’t Mess With The Zohan Sequel, Now More Than Ever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the flimsiest of ceasefires hold, geopolitical experts have today confirmed a potential resolution to the recent flare up in the Middle East....
Local Boomer Picks Up A Few 100W Incandescent Light Bulbs For His Lampless Living Space
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A community elder from Betoota Heights has once again ignored several decades of energy efficiency advice in favour of...
Only Country To Drop Nuclear Weapons To Decide Which Countries Can Be Trusted With Nuclear Weapons
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTThe only country in history to have used atomic bombs has dropped a socially acceptable bomb onto Iran, to stop them from potentially...
Democrats Shocked By Success Of Left-Wing Candidate Offering Left-Wing Policies To Left-Wing Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After months of being rubbished by the American media and the Democrat establishment, US politician Zohran Mamdani appears to have all but locked...
