SBS Politely Check In With Optus About Whether They Could Maybe Have Some EPL Rights Pls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's premiere commercial public broadcaster has today thrown it's hat in the ring for one of the world's premier sporting offerings.
SBS...
Glastonbury Causes Traditional Media To Wonder If They Might Be Slightly Detached From Young People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After years of massaging headlines to avoid offending the political class, it seems that the world's traditional media stalwarts are struggling to keep...
Luxury Bathhouse Now Smells Of Deep Heat And Hard Solo After 3rd Grade Footballer Dragged Their By The Missus
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A new luxury bathhouse in the Betoota industrial estate has been forced to close early this weekend, after being visited by...
Netball Canteen Has All The Treats To Soothe Local Mum’s Rosè Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local netball club canteen is expected to receive a 5 star Google review this morning for selling exactly the kinds...
Local Woman 9 Years Into Putting Off Switching To An Ethical Bank
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal woman Alice McKenzie (34), has just entered her 9th year of putting off switching to a bank that doesn't invest in environmentally...
Office Pisshead Has Catheter Put In Ahead Of EOFY Drinks Tonight So He Doesn’t Waste Any Time
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A notorious figure in the head office of Diamantina Freight Solutions has confirmed he is fully prepared for tonight's...
Cutesy General Store In Tourist Town Does Not Fuck Around When It Comes To Bath Candles
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local couple has once again been forced to perfect their “Thanks, but I can’t afford anything” nod today, as they...
Local Woman Gets Emotional Thinking About How This Little Furry Thing Trusts Her With Its Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTI'M A GIANT TO YOU: Gazing down at her adorable orange tabby sprawled out on the floor beside her, local woman Rebecca Titmus,...
Youthful 62-Year-Old Has ID Checked As Youngest Person Aboard The Indian-Pacific
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A spritely 62 year old has been forced to show his ID on the train bar as it was revealed that local man...
Mum Has Just Discovered The Vast Artillery Of Emojis At Her Disposal
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal mum Debra Hamilton is having an absolute field day with the Emoji keyboard after discovering the power of the small digital icons.
The...
