Local Blackfella Hasn’t Forgotten What Pauline Hanson Said About Him In 1996
6 July, 2016. 10:35
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Local Betoota Blackfella, Ian Fischer (28) says he still hasn't forgotten the things Pauline Hanson said him in...
WestConnex protestor vows to keep pissing into the wind until the very end
6 July, 2016. 13:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IN A SIMPLE CASE OF old hippies and new-to-the-block yuppies not wanting major progress to take...
Dutton Blames Near Loss On Everything But His Track Record Of Human Rights Violations
5 July, 2016. 9:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts
THE MINISTER FOR IMMIGRATION and Border Protection almost lost his north-west Brisbane seat over the weekend,...
Casually Racist Voter Worried Pauline Hanson Isn’t As Casual As He Thought She Was
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The extended family of Paul Abernathy (77) say that they were stunned to hear their casually racist grandfather condemn the popular Queensland senator Pauline...
Local man remains optimistic that this election might result in change
2 July, 2016. 13:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IT'S THE SAME VICIOUS CYCLE every three years, except this time, he gets the opportunity to...
Local Man Gets His Dirty Little Mitts On Some Pill-Pressed Pingers Like It’s 2005
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Local man, Thomas Trilby (28) has gotten his hands on some 2005 quality ecstasy tablets, it has been confirmed.
After double checking...
Gold Coast Praised For Going 5 Months Without Racist Public Transport Incident
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Queensland's Gold Coast has been praised today by both minority groups and local politicians for managing to last 5...
Euthanasia becomes legal for people who drank prosecco the night before
29 June, 2016. 9:04
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IF YOU'RE WAKING UP FROM a long hard night on the prosecco, there's some light at...
Local dumb cunt opposes Gonski plan
29 June, 2016. 15:45
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GREGOR MARTIN LIKES TO remain impartial politically, but he agrees that he can't stand idly by...
Six years on, stockbrokers gather to remember and laugh about Occupy Sydney protests
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JUST A WEEK OR TWO AFTER he was made a senior portfolio manager at his boutique Martin Place private...
