African Charity Trip Rendered Pointless After Young Woman Forgets To Get A Photo With The Kids
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Whilst sitting aboard the plane poised to take her home, Amy Cameron had a heart stopping moment.
Not because she is scared of flying,...
Lifestyle guru Pete Evans confirms ketamine can be part of a healthy paleo diet
21 April, 2017. 12:23
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A Bondi Beach ticker tape parade is said to be planned for celebrity lifestyle guru Pete...
Man from the country under fire for telling unemployed lefties to find a job
21 April, 2017. 12:23
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A prominent country gentleman has faced a barrage of criticism this morning for telling the unemployed...
One Nation Voter Says Proper English Should Be The Go For Immigrants, If Not Fuck Youse
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Local Beautician, Kelsey Shayler (46) says the Government's reactionary decision to launch a major shake up of Australian's citizenship laws is...
“We Need To Switch To Renewable” Says Arts Student Who’ll End Up In The Mines
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Stumbling through what should be his penultimate semester of tertiary study, a local university student is expecting another swathe...
457 Ban: Retrenched 55-Year-Old Absolutely Stoked With The New Availability Of IT Jobs
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Recently-retrenched Holden factory worker, Les Hartnell (55) says he's ecstatic that the Government has today decided to make life more difficult...
CSIRO develop joke that won’t offend anybody
17 April, 2017. 17:34
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Using data collected from the 2016 census, a team of researchers at the nation's peak scientific...
Man who doesn’t technically exist successfully sabotages North Korean missile
16 April, 2017. 17:34
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Having just made it out of the hermit kingdom alive, a local spy has taken time...
27-year-old loudly exclaims he’s getting too old after struggling to get off couch
14 April, 2017. 17:34
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Though he's beginning to enjoy listening to a Pink Floyd album from start to finish, a...
Entire Family Forced To Eat Filet-O-Fish Burgers Because Of Mum’s Catholic Guilt
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A family road trip has been horribly timed with Good Friday, it has been confirmed.
After several hours on the...
