NSW Transport Say They’re Still Going To Cancel Trains Today Anyway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTTransport for NSW has announced that one million commuters could be left stranded as up to 400 train services across Sydney are set...
Earthfolk Feed Toddler Organic, Fair-Trade Valium For Quick Hop Down To Byron
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A breeding pair of earthfolk heading to Byron Bay have this morning defended their decision to dose their toddler...
Sydney Vows To Rebuild After Surviving Terrifying Once-In-A-Millennium Megadeath Cyclone Rain Bomb
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The sun has finally emerged from the dark and angry storm clouds that have reigned hell upon Sydney this week.
Many pray that the...
Opinion: The Public Should Pay To Save My McMansion From Being Eaten By The Sea
JERRY TAYLOR | Sydney
Yes, yes, get your popcorn and come down to the seaside to watch my house tumble into the Tasman and cheer....
“A Crash In House Prices Would Be Catastrophic” Says The People Directly Responsible For This Unsustainable Property Bubble
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Some bloke who works in the Australian property industry has today provided The Betoota Advocate an exclusive sit down, to explain why the...
Aussie News Cycle Pauses To Give The Spotlight To Sydney Residents Enduring A Mild Weather Event
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's fairly wet in Sydney this week.
But most Australians would know that by now, because we haven't heard about much else.
With no shortage...
We All Know What This Is, Right?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTUS President Donald Trump has been papped touring an immigration detention centre in the Florida Everglades, dubbed ‘Alligator Alcatraz’, which bears an eerie...
Grazier Asks His Youngest Son If The ‘DC’ On His Hat Stands For ‘Dumb C–t’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local grazier has welcomed his youngest home for university break this week.
Racing the predicted weekend rain to get...
Victorian Liberal Party Having An Absolute Barry Crocker
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Polls show that the Victorian premier Jacinta Allan is on the nose with voters, as the state faces ever-growing debt and voter continue...
Local Tradie Still Working Hard With His Hands Despite Torrential Rain Along Eastern Seaboard
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Newcastle man is flat out like a lizard drinking today, it can be confirmed.
Speaking to The Advocate via telephone a short...
