Woman Forced To Nod Along To Indecipherable Babble As Sister Insists On Putting Three Old On The Phone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local woman reveals she was left regretting her life choices this morning, after a quick call with her sister resulted in her...
Local Woman Torn Between Sleeping Comfortably On Her Side Or Trying To Delay The Passage Of Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local woman has found herself caught in a nightly tug-of-war between basic human comfort and the futile desire to halt time, as...
Bad Sign For Trajectory Of A Night Out As Mate Already Starts Reading Out Bottle Cap Trivia At Pres
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTConcerns are quietly mounting among a group of friends in a Marrickville sharehouse tonight, after one member of the group began reading out trivia from...
Local Woman Truly Humbled As Second Yell Fails To Get Bus Driver To Open Back Door
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local woman has been humbled for the day after she was forced to yell multiple times to get the bus driver to...
Corporate Memphis Aesthetic At Local Woman’s New Workplace Confirms Culture Will Be Very Toxic
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIt's been confirmed that a local woman is going to have an extremely toxic time at her new marketing job, after finally getting...
Crossfitter Receives First And Last Warning After Trying To Attend Work Out With A Shirt On
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights bloke trying his hand at Crossfit for the first time has received a warning from one of the trainers this...
Distressed Liberal Voter Feels Forgotten By The Media And Politicians After Nobody Gives A Fuck About This Super Tax
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Proud Liberal voter, William Orange (70), is starting to feel like the Australian media landscape has changed. And it's not for the better.
On...
Local Woman Endures 45 Minutes Of Maroon 5 And Katy Perry After Arriving At Gym Without Headphones
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local finance worker has today lived through one of the more gruelling forms of everyday mental torment.
Kim Le (30) has arrived at...
“The Game Had Soul Then” Says Elderly Gamer Reminiscing About The 360 No-Scope Era Of COD
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA 34 year old man has been stuck thinking about the glory days of first person shooting, after stumbling across his younger cousin's...
Local Bloke Mishears Wife When She Says She Wants To Get Into Solar Energy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local bloke has reportedly misunderstood his wife’s push for renewables after returning from 7-Eleven fuel run with several cans of SOLO’s new...
