Bloke Asks Visiting Poms Why They Seemed To Dislike That ‘British Albo’ So Much
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A visiting group of Lions fans has left a local man deeply confused after unloading a torrent of pent-up...
Recruitment Firms Complain That Jobseekers Are Using AI In Resumes To Outsmart Their AI Filters
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTRecruitment agencies are reportedly ‘fed up’ with the increasing use of ChatGPT in cover letters and resumes, citing that it’s making it increasingly...
Private Equity Willing To Help Fix Broken Childcare System If There’s A Buck In It For Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Diamantina-based private equity firm has admitted that they'd be willing to help fix the broken and unfair childcare...
Sydney Roosters Conveniently Lose To Wests Tigers Just In Time For Their Fans To Revert Back To Supporting The Wallabies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a blessing for the game they play in heaven, a whole legion of fans are about to tune in at just the...
Origin for Lions: My Rugger Bugger’s Guide To The Great Punch-On In Polyester
ALISDAIR WILLIAM-CHARLES | Rugby
Everyone, after me:
"Workin' hard to make a livingBringin' shelter from the rainA father’s son left to carry onBlue denim in...
Erin Patterson Taken Under The Wing Of Old Russian Lady Named ‘Red’ In Prison Kitchen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A few hours after being found guilty in one of the most high profile criminal cases the country has ever seen, Erin Patterson...
American Google Street View To Now Offer First Person Shooter Mode
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTGoogle has been accused of promoting gun violence this week, as a new mod being rolled out on Google Maps will give users...
Australians Can Sleep Easy As The Greatest Criminal Mastermind Of The 21st Century Is Finally Brought To Justice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Victoria, and greater Australia, has today let out a long sigh of relief.
Citizens of our wide nation are currently revelling in the...
Mushroom Killer Guilty As Nation’s Media Begins Mourning Loss Of Reliable Week-To-Week Content
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Following Erin Patterson's conviction for the mushroom-related murders of three family members and the attempted murder of a fourth,...
International Man Of Mystery Says ‘Yog-gert’ That Stupid Way
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local intellectual has today wowed his colleagues, by displaying his incredible linguistic and cultural prowess.
Alistair Muxley, a 32-year-old Betoota Grove son...
