Random Child At Bouldering Gym Putting Everyone To Shame
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA small child has wreaked havoc in a bouldering gym this morning, causing many of the adult climbers to feel a deep sense...
Cost Cutting: Report Finds Chicken Salt Now 70% Pigeon
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
In news that will shock chip lovers around the world, a report has today revealed that the beloved chicken salt we sacrificed our...
Motel Spa Revealed To Be 98% Urine
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
A report has today released some damning, but not surprising, results on the cleanliness of one of Betoota’s more infamous Motels. Carried out by...
Meditating Woman Once Again Finds Herself Contemplating What She’d Do If She Found A Dead Body
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactFrom the outside, Kaite Wilson, appeared to be the epitome of centred calm as she meditated on the sand at Betoota’s surf beach....
NSW Starting To Think That Maybe They Actually Don’t Get It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTThe state of NSW (Newcastle Sydney Wollongong) is today coming to terms with a harsh and confronting reality.
After waking up with a sore...
Queensland Woman In High-Rise Apartment Doesn’t Even Have To Flick On The TV To Know Origin Result
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Queensland woman living in a high rise Newstead apartment has discovered she doesn’t even have to turn the telly on to know...
Mum’s Already Had Her Own ‘State Of Origin’ This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local mother of 3 has today confirmed to our esteemed regional newspaper that she hasn't really got it in her tonight.
Cherryl...
Aspiring Home Buyers Find Selves In Weird Universe Where They Don’t Want Interest Rates To Go Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A pair of aspiring home owners have today spoken to The Advocate about the weird predicament they find themselves in.
Ashley Martin and...
Local Woman All For Body Positivity Except When Talking To Her Fat Arse Cat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman’s body positivity is only reserved for humans it seems, as it’s discovered she has quite a few colourful insults for...
Morwell Farewells The Economic Boom Of Journalists And Cameramen Grabbing A Feed During Court Recess
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The town of Morwell has today returned to being a run-of-the-mill regional Victorian town, after spending three months at the centre of the...
