Millennial Office Worker Still Grappling With Legacy Of Toxic Diet Culture Just Going To Have Half A Treatie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman who is still trying to deprogram herself from the toxic diet culture passed down from her mum has found herself...
America Promises To Ruin Squid Game, Like It Has With Every Other Foreign TV Show It’s Taken In The Past (Except For The Office Lol)
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*SPOILERS BELOW DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET ANGRY AT US ABOUT SOMETHING DESPITE BEING FOREWARNED
The great nation of America has...
Colder Temperatures Leaves Heavily Tattooed Woman Worried People Won’t Know She’s Cool Anymore
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A woman who prides herself on her excellent ink work has been left worrying that no one will know she’s cool anymore, as...
“How Far’s The Walk” Asks Lazy Piece Of Shit Who Has No Intention Of Walking Anywhere
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has copped some shit this week, having kicked up a fuss over potentially having to walk somewhere
It’s alleged the...
Idiot Mate Attempts To Plan A Nice Dinner For The Night Of First Lions Test
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A local man famous for his long track record of making head scratching decisions and suggestions, has done it again today, it...
“Card Surcharges Are Really Important For…. Um… Our Profits Basically” Confirm Nation’s Banks
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The nations banks and large financial bodies are today frantically trying to end the debate around card fees.
This comes after the...
‘Woke’ Superman Just Another Superhero Movie About A Foreigner Defeating A Narcissist Billionaire
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who only gets his opinions from Sky News and Daily Mail has today proclaimed that he has no plans to see...
Husband Afflicted By Regular Strain Of Man Flu Pretty Happy To Label It Covid With Out Testing
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A local big tough guy is seriously carrying on today, it can be confirmed.
Andrew Gillon (34) from our town's double garage...
Hushed Silence Falls Over Trivia Team As Mate Who Convinced Everyone To Change Answer Gets It Wrong
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA popular saying goes that the universe will keep teaching you the same lesson until you finally learn it and it turns out...
Local Bloke Pretty Obsessed With Lord Of The Rings Despite Never Giving His Longterm Girlfriend One
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactTension was brewing in a Betoota Heights household last night, as an innocent rewatch of The Lord of the Rings left a local...
