Government To Easily Achieve Target Of 1.2M New Homes By Building Just One Beautiful Art Deco 6-Pack On Every Street In Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the 2025 Federal Election in the rear view, Australians are taking great pleasure in a new political landscape completely devoid of the...
Cafe Next to Blood Bank Does Record Number Of Iced Coffees As Red Cross Opens Doors To Homosexuals
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA popular cafe located across the road from a blood bank has reported a 500% increase in iced coffee orders this morning, due...
Konstas Politely Buys The First Bucket Of Ice Cold Red Stripes After Historic Win In Jamaica
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Opener Sam Konstas has fronted up after the team's record-breaking win in Jamaica, quietly buying the first bucket of...
Family Experiences Major Power Shift As Big Brother Gets Rocked By Historically Meek Younger Sibling
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local Betoota Heights dad has just been informed that he has a political shitstorm waiting for him when he returns from work...
Bloke Who Finally Found Himself A Nice Shirt To Buy Same One In Several Different Colours
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn efficient Betoota Heights bloke has this week returned home with the exact same shirt in several colours, having cleaned up shop at...
Alternative Woman Looking For A Casual Retail Job Given Two Options To Choose From
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds woman looking to support herself through university has been given just two options when it comes to finding a retail...
Grandfatherly Boomer At Work Just Learnt The Word Slay, And He’s Not Afraid To Use It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A significant part of the woodwork at Betoota Municipal Council is this week revelling in the future.
Rolling in for another week...
Nation Responds To Leaked Treasury Report: “Sure, Let’s Cut Spending (Negative Gearing) And Raise Taxes (Royalties, Large Tax Dodging Multinationals).”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia has today responded to a cheeky a little political play.
Speaking exclusively to The Advocate from a Betoota Industrial...
Trump Celebrates Match Winning Hat-trick For Chelsea Football Club, Reports White House
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
US President Donald Trump has today wowed the global community, with a stunning display of prowess.
Best known for his feats in the...
White Fox Just Paul Frank For Gen Z
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactA recent trend report out of the Betoota Fashion Institute has released findings that will bring about a satisfying ‘aha’ moment for millennials...
