C’Mon Aussie! Nation Gets Around Our Rupert After Trump Sues Him For Defamation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia has done what it does best today, which is to throw its weight behind a flawed but familiar...
Woman Channels Hugh Jackman In Swordfish As She Bypasses News Site’s Paywall
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactA student at the prestigious University of Betoota is putting her mind and her touch typing skills to the test this morning as...
The Top 10 Nonchalant Instagram Captions You Need To Nail Your Euro Summer Posts
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactKnowing what to caption a social media post can make or break your holiday. After all, the memories you make and experiences you...
Clipse Revival Really Big Deal For 37 Year Old Filipino Co-worker
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA 37 year old hiphop-head of Filipino heritage is absolutely buzzing about the return of Clipse, despite having no one in his office...
Englishman In Bondi Deeply Concerned About An Immigrant Crisis In The UK
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA loud and proud Englishman in Bondi who's overstayed his working holiday visa by 6 years, has had enough of immigration to his...
Woman Spooked by Aggressively Straight Edge Guy’s Hinge Bio Filled With The Office References
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local woman has had the hairs at the back of her neck stand up after stumbling across an aggressively straight edge guy...
Trump Diagnosed With Rare Health Condition Known As Epsteindistraction
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactU.S. President Donald Trump’s administration has revealed his health condition, 'Epsteindistraction', in the hopes that sharing such vulnerability will stop people from speculating about...
Gundagai Resistance Army Claims Victory After 9-Year War Against Cootamundra Council Merger
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
There was dancing in the streets of Gundagai yesterday afternoon, following NSW Government's surrender to the town's decade long campaign for...
Teenage Boy’s Room Still An Absolute Pig Sty Despite A Big Night Of Watching Cleaning Tutorials
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Despite spending hours researching a particular topic, a local youth has reportedly failed to learn a single thing, it can be confirmed today.
This...
No One More Anxious Than Man On Europe Trip Heavily Banking On Tax Return To Land On Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTExperts have revealed that there is currently no one on earth with higher anxiety levels than a local man that has placed a...
