Evil Boomer Investors Seen Popping Up At Every House Auction Like Team Rocket
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter boomer couple is blissfully unaware they’re on many young couples’ hit lists, having been spotted at multiple house auctions this...
Local Woman Dismisses The Mental Illnesses Plaguing Her Friendship Circle As Typical Star Sign Traits
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds woman this week stands accused of dismissing her friend’s glaring mental health issues, having chalked them up to star sign...
Bob Katter Rolls Into Noosa With A 12 Gauge After Report Of Croc Sighting On Sunny Coast
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The Member for Kennedy has today taken it upon himself to look after the constituents of another electorate.
The great Bob Katter has...
9 Moments Of Earnest Vulnerability That Australian Men Can Only Get Away With In Certain Settings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact1. Singing togetherIf you want to be a masculine bloke and sing with other masculine blokes, you’re in luck, as there are quite...
Oh God: Social Media Manager Wants To Take Some Videos Of The Team
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights office was in for a rude awakening this morning, as the resident social media manager decided it was that time...
After 7 Minutes Of Careful Food Inhalation Local Man Drips Final Bite All Down Front Of Shirt
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A local moron has gone ahead and done it again, it can be confirmed today.
Big Coen Johnson from Betoota Heights has gone...
Stupid Poms Can’t See The Trap They’ve Fallen Into
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The Silly soap dodgers from Divided Kingdom have done it again, it can be confirmed.
With a single solitary Test match complete, the...
Rescue Greyhound Owner Surprisingly Has Normal Hair Colour
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactPatricia Olson (65) has shocked onlookers this afternoon after she pulled off her beanie to reveal a completely normal and almost drab hair...
Mere Mention Of Nits Has Local Woman Scratching Head
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactLiz Quarry is giving a double meaning to the term head scratcher at school drop off this morning after overhearing some fellow mums...
Pool Water The Most Nutritious Thing Man Consumes At Bucks Party
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactA local man has survived an extravagant 3-day bucks party on Betoota’s luxurious outer atoll this weekend despite the party’s organiser failing to...
