Australian Pet Food Manufacturers Prepare For Glut In Supply After Ban Lifted On American Beef
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Chum, Pedigree and all the other fancy new age pet-food companies are today frantically reviewing all of their supply contracts.
This comes after...
Local Bachelor Signals That He’s Ready To Sheath His Sword After Posting Homecooked Meal On Instagram
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA hot bachelor from Betoota Heights has sent his followers into a frenzy this week, after posting an instagram story of a delicious...
Ageing Bender King Views Ozzy Making It To 76 As Positive Affirmation Of His Lifestyle Choices
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Local man Seb Warner has reacted to the news of the former Black Sabbath frontman dying at the ripe old age of...
Country Woman Can’t Believe City People Are Paying For Spotty Devon
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
Samantha-Jane Bromley is in a state of shock this evening after being served devon on a $60 charcuterie board at one of Betoota’s...
New Mum Utters “Good Girl” For 50th Time Today While Scrolling Behind Baby’s Back
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
Local mother Jazz Standley had visions of coffee dates, aperols and park walks while on maternity leave with her first born baby, Sophie....
Report Finds It Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Dancing To ‘Rüfüs – Innerbloom’ While Off Your Head
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIF YOU WANT ME, IF YOU NEED ME: As odds for Triple J’s hottest top 100 Australian songs zero in, it can now...
Trump Vows To Allow Public Access To Area 51 In Most Recent Effort To Avoid Releasing Epstein Files
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn a world first, US president Donald Trump will be opening Area 51 to the general public, stating that he's doing 'what no...
Woman Visiting Cute Country Town For Hens Party Reckons She Could Live Here, With All Of Her Friends And Endless Wine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA city woman who’s never lived more than three minutes walk from a cafe has declared she could ‘totally live in the countryside’,...
Government Tells Adelaide To Let Them Know When The Algal Bloom Spreads A Bit Further East
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The people in charge of running the country have today informed the people of South Australia to let them know when their issue...
Bulldogs Players Referred To NRL Integrity Unit Over Some Of These Salads
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The National Rugby League has today finally taken action on a growing issue in the game.
After years of deteriorating hair standards across...
