Finding Scones In A Cafe The Old Person Equivalent Of Finding A Bag
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactAudible gasps could be heard at the Old Betoota Winery Cafe this morning as a group of elderly travellers entered to discover they...
5 Most Common Types Of Wine Drunk For When You Haven’t Eaten Dinner On A Midwinter Friday Evening
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Prosecco Hornbag
We've written about this brand of wine drunk before. It turns people into zombies that crave human flesh. Particularly common after a...
Parliament Knocks Off After Working 4 Gruelling Days Back-To-Back, 83 Days After They Were Elected
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The pubs of Canberra are expecting very little action tonight, as the political class find themselves too exhausted to even have a Friday...
Woman Wishes She Could Be As Carefree As Taxi Driver Ignoring Check Engine Light
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Self-diagnosed OCD sufferer, Amelia Allen, is employing box breathing techniques this afternoon as her taxi driver just flat out ignores the ‘check engine’...
Country Girl Living In City Unable To Shake Habit Of Collecting Egg Cartons
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactCommunications specialist, Stephanie Howard, is the epitome of corporate success; matching pant-suits, expensive car, and a luxurious 3-bedroom apartment in the trendy fringe...
Winter Sun Just Gorgeous
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While still in the depths of winter, the sun is actually doing wonders right now.
It may be technically still bloody cold, but, for...
Small Child Effortlessly Obliterates Adult’s Self Esteem By Asking Curious Question About Their Physical Features
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACTWHERE IS YOUR HAIR? A local bloke’s self esteem was reduced to rubble this week, after his sister’s toddler decided to loudly point...
Local Karate Course Teaches Students How To Starve Millions Of Innocent People In Self Defence
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A local sensei has today come under fire for a controversial new teaching routine.
Aaron Wilson from our town's Betoota Heights district has...
Rough Week For Gen-X Men That Identified As Both Metalhead And Jock
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMetal legend Ozzy Osbourne and wrestling icon Hulk Hogan have both died within days of each other, leaving one (former) jock and current...
Big Pharma Asked To Come Up With A More Subtle Name For Haemorrhoid Cream
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBig pharma has been urged to be a bit more creative with the names of haemorrhoid creams, as those suffering bum grapes also...
