Nation Apparently Shocked To Learn Adani Is Paying No Corporate Tax, And Probably Never Will
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some shocking news from the great state of Queensland, a truly unbelievable revelation has emerged.
It has been confirmed this week that...
Perth Bloke Mixes It Up Decides Not To Go To Bali This Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local West Perth man has today decided on a change of scenery.
Stirling Karrinyup, a 37-year-old bloke from the Golden West has...
Alternative Woman Deletes Dating Apps After Receiving Seventh ‘Step On Me Mummy’ Comment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn alternative woman who’s been out of the dating game for several years is surprised to discover that apparently a lot of blokes...
Trump Advises Starmer That Scotland Really Needs To Do Something About All These Blokes Wearing Skirts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactUS president Donald Trump is reported to have had a stern talk with United Kingdom Prime Minister Keir Starmer about Scotland’s traditional garments,...
Local Girlfriend’s Dishwasher Stacking Best Described As ‘Creative’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who is constantly baffled by girlfriend's dish stacking skills is wondering if it might be time to have a serious talk,...
Colleagues Actually Kind Of Sad That Universally Hated But Entertaining Employee Is Leaving
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThere was a glum silence in a Betoota Heights office this morning, as employees at a marketing agency were left mourning the disappearance...
Nation Finally 100% United On One Specific Thing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After decades of polarising culture wars, social media fuelled social division, and the rise of political populism - many had thought Australians would...
Uncle Shatters The Manosphere By Forcing Edgy Teenage Nephew To Watch Fight Club
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man has saved his younger edge-lord cousin from the brink of the alt-right pipeline by sitting him down and forcing him...
Report: Rest Of World Miles Behind In Disposable Tomato Sauce Packaging
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTExpert Industrial designers and packaging engineers have collectively agreed that Australia is about 30 years ahead of the rest of the world when...
Gen X Rockdog Absolutely Fine With Hottest 100 List Except For The Bands That Aren’t 70 Year Old Men With Guitars
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACTA local rock dog has today expressed outrage at the Triple J Hottest 100 results, after discovering the top ten wasn’t exclusively made...
