Australia Celebrates Launch Of The Leyland P76 Of Rockets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia's ambitions in space were well and truly off the ground this week, after a state-of-the-art orbital rocket from...
Self Described ‘Natural Flirt’ Surprisingly Only Flirts With Attractive People
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has raised some eyebrows this week, after insisting she’s simply a ‘natural flirt.’
The problem is that it appears Daphne Clemens...
Expiry Date On Milk Reminds Local Girl She’s Got A Long Way To Go Until Pay Day
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local girl is once again cursing the cruel, sadistic human that invented the concept of monthly pay cycles today, as...
PM Comes Up With Simple Way To Decide Australia’s Position On Palestine: Another $400m Referendum
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Prime Minister of Australia has today moved to clarify the national position on the conflict in Gaza.
Speaking to media this morning,...
Group Chat Pronounced Dead For Next 48 Hours After Roommate Sends Through Message Chasing Bills
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA usually bustling share house group chat has come to a standstill this week, with reports its now reached its 48 hour mark...
Treasurer Jim ‘Chee Hoo’ Chalmers Tells The Reserve Bank Uso I Don’t Wanna Hear No Chat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Federal Treasurer has today shown his inner Logan boy, after learning some heartening news.
Jim 'Chee Hoo' Chalmers MP, the Member for the...
Women’s Toilet Graffiti Discovered To Be A Lot Nicer Than Blokes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactYOU ARE SO LOVED! It can now be reported that graffiti found in women’s toilets is a lot more positive than the kinds...
Influencers Fear Social Media Age Limits Will Also Mean They Can No Longer Exploit Own Kids For Content
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs Australia forges ahead with social media age verification laws, influencers who exploit their children for content are worried these new rules may...
Perth’s Historic Rivalry Between Army Hunks And Failed AFL Players Spills Over Into Liberal Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Perth's locally-famous football stars have long taken issue with the fact that chicks preferred to hang out with jacked special forces soldiers, but...
Vale Sir Michael Hill: Nation’s Saucy Hornbags Put Out Their Cubic Zirconia Rings In Remembrance Of Jewellery Titan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia is paying tribute to one of our Kiwi cousins this afternoon as thousands of women across the country...
