Rental Real Estate Agent Dreams Of The Day He’ll Become A Big Boy Real Estate Agent
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Heights rental agent has found himself in a bit of a mood today, after he was yet again denied a place...
Raptor Owner Arrives At Destination Without Tailgating A Single Other Driver
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Betoota Ponds man has today made motoring history, after an incredible feat on the Betoota Development Link Road.
Aaron Jackson (32)...
Local Girl Battling A Hangover Fucks It Up Worse By Ordering Chilli Crab Scrambled Eggs
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA delicious plate of chilli crab infused scrambled eggs is expected to get scraped into a cafe bin this morning, after...
Ageing Man Heading Off To An Associate’s Bucks Now Knows What It Felt Like To Be Conscripted
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A rapidly decaying local man from Betoota Heights is today coming to terms with his mortality.
32-year-old Shane Willis explained to our humble...
Government Exempting Online Games From Social Media Ban Has Obviously Never Played League Of Legends
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe nation’s gamers have been left silently chuckling this week, as the federal government’s proposed ‘under 16s social media ban’ is set to...
Sell-Out Irishman Cheers For This Colonial Monstrosity Known As The British And West British Lions
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Coogee resident is today enjoying his 5th straight week of treason.
Cormac Gallagher, a 29-year-old paddy who came to Australia in...
Outback Jackaroos And Roo Shooters Now Busy Exploring The Internet With StarWank Satellite Service
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
American tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has left his mark on Outback Australia, as thousands of single men working on cattle stations and in...
Unemployed Job Applicant Asked Why He’s Applying For A Job
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA man that's looking for a job, who's being interviewed by a business that needs an employee, has been forced to explain why...
Local Man’s Immaculate Taste In Music Put Down To The Hours Spent Playing 2000s FIFA Games
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local 28 year old has admitted that his immaculate taste in music can be entirely attributed to the many hours he spent...
Dystopia Of Modern Tech Really Hitting Home As Woman Forgets Log In For Her Toothbrush
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe dystopian reality of technology in 2025 is in full effect as a local woman has been locked out of her hi-tech toothbrush...
