Nation Somehow Shocked To Learn Rich Aging Boomer Is Actually Quite Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As the annual debate around January 26 swirled over the weekend, comments made by an aging relic from the...
Co-Worker’s Hubby’s Best Mate Has A Black Wife And He Doesn’t Have A Problem With Australia Day
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A local sales professional deep with the Betoota Heights Sowest Business Park has cited her close, possibly made up, ties to the Aboriginal...
Local Greek Fisherman Accuses Ocean Alley Of Stealing His Look
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A prominent post-war migrant from Betoota's light industrial flight path district has today accused popular Northern Beaches sticky-reggae band Ocean Alley for IP...
Mexico Set To Follow The Lead Of NSW After $400 On The Spot Fines Solves Drug Death’s Issue
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In sensational news out of Central America this afternoon, the Mexican Government has announced that it will be adopting some NSW Government policy.
This...
Report: Kerry Is In Fine Form
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A recent report by the punters has found that former Australian cricketer and current Fox cricket commentator, Kerry O'Keefe, is absolutely loving his...
English Girl Somehow Maintains Straight Face While Using The Word “Snogging”
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Retelling a story from the night before, foreign girl Emma Splinder has just used the word ‘snogging’ as if it was a normal...
Schooner Express The Closest Man Will Get To Realising Childhood Dream Of Finding Platform 9¾
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A man with smaller hands would have to wingardium leviosa his four schooners of Betoota Bitter off the bar...
Report: Pedestal Fan Better At Producing Soothing White Noise Than Keeping You Cool
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There is not much to look forward to as bedtime beckons during the Australian summer, with the possible exception of a whirring...
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian Hopes To One Day Be Asked Question Unrelated To Pill Testing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Down in The First State (to cancel fun,) NSW Premier and former head of Ravenclaw House, Gladys Berijiklian, is spending her days...
Melbourne’s Most Dedicated Smoker Ventures Out Onto Street In 40 Degree Heat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A pack-a-week city working smoker down in the nation's most livable kiln has reaffirmed his dedication to the nicotine...
