Uncle Tony X Returns From Months Working In Remote Communities To Condemn Kerri-Anne Kennerley
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Former Prime Minister and respected Northern Beaches community elder, Uncle Tony has returned to this big smoke today, after months working with grassroots...
Man Painstaking Selects Frozen Pizza Flavour That Best Represents How Dead He Feels Inside
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As the clock wound down on another Tuesday from hell, a local piece of shit stood in front...
School Captain Didn’t Really Do Much With Himself After Final Assembly
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A former golden boy from one of the district's most exclusive selective high school in Betoota Heights has today popped back up in...
Thousands Of Teens Swear Off Drugs Forever After NSW Premier Tells Them They Are Bad
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The young people of New South Wales and to some extent, around the nation, have decided to never touch...
Casual Teacher Barely Survives Brutal Summer Holidays Without Pay
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"I've been smoker dumpers all week," he said.
"Eating generic cereal twice a day. You know that movie, 'The Martian?'...
Man Qualifies What Is Most Likely A Wildly Exaggerated Story With Use Of Word ‘Apparently’
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Nick Pooley took out an insurance policy yesterday evening down at a local pub in the Old City District.
The plumber from Betoota...
Nation’s Hipster Chicks Vow To Wear Even Thinner Sunglasses
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Australia's hipster community have today clarified that you aren't imagining it, and yes their sunnies are getting smaller.
This follows yesterdays report of cultural...
Hidden Statistics Regarding Female-On-Male Domestic Violence Adds Excitement To Tinder Date
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A local man has today impressed his online date with his ability to recall the concerning statistics about men suffering at the hands...
Coworker’s Pathetic Packed Lunch Not Selling The Frugal Life To Rest Of Office
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A city worker, who is better than the majority of his colleagues for packing a lunch, has once again...
Canberra Person Went To School With An Obscure Professional Athlete
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A local acquaintance who grew up in Canberra has today pointed out that they actually know a random sportsperson from the particular sport...
