Housing Downturn Starts To Bite After Real Estate Conference Subs Pure Blonde In For Peronis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The concerns surrounding the housing climate just got very real this afternoon, as real estate agents from around the country were given a...
Man Unsure If He’s Been Taking Crazy Pills Or Ice Creams Have Actually Gotten Smaller
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A largely lethargic and lifeless city work pondered this afternoon whether ice creams have generally gotten smaller with time...
Brisbane Man At Party In Sydney Interrogated About How Much A Decent Queenslander Will Set Ya Back
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A young Mt Gravatt man visiting ex-patriated friends in the Harbour City has today been punished with what Sydney locals know as 'The...
Tragic Death Of Pet Sea-Monkeys On Barnaby Joyce’s Desk Put Down To Unavoidable Lack Of Rain
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The Greens have accused the National Party of hiding critical information from the Senate on why the the novelty fishtank on Barnaby Joyce's...
Militia Of Late-1990s Aussie Rock Bands Gather To Defend Yumi Stynes’ House From Paparazzi
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australian media personality Yumi Stynes is once again facing media backlash this week, following her most recent media stoush on daytime TV. This...
JK Rowling Comes Out To Clarify They Had Pill Testing At Triwizard Tournament Afterparty
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Harry Potter author JK Rowling has weighed in on the ongoing debate over pill testing in New South Boomerstan...
Psychopathic Rapist Serial Killer With A Monobrow Apparently Sexy
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One of the most gruesome and psychopathic serial killers in American history is apparently really hot, according to the Netflix audiences.
This follows news...
Antipodal Besties Bond Over The Fact One Is Hot And One Is Cold Right Now
INGRID DOULTON |Friends & Party Drugs| Contact
"It's going to be like 40 here next week," she said.
"That's so fucking hot."
Not to be outdone, her Chicago-living...
New Bluetooth Headphones Claim To Have Enough Battery Life To Last An Entire Joe Rogan Podcast
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A popular Bluetooth headphone manufacturer is set to launch a cutting edge bit of kit later this year -...
Three-Year-Old Pine Tree Still Doing Its Best To Mask The Ciggy Smoke
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
It's has been confirmed this afternoon, that an old dangly car freshener is still trying to do it's best.
It was revealed to...
