Liberal Party To Young People: “We’re Not Your Enemy, Rich Boomers Are”
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The day after lowering interest rates to kick start the economy and help the nation's underclass buy their first...
Visiting Chinese Sailors Warned Dining At Hog’s Breath Will Lower Their Social Credit
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The boatloads of prospective property investors that've just rolled into Sydney have been put on notice by their commanding...
Bank Of Mum & Dad Pass On Interest Rate Decrease To Kids So They Can Do Europe In September
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The Bank Of Mum & Dad announced this afternoon that they will be passing on the full interest rate...
Fitness Industry See Spike In Big Beautiful Men Cancelling Gym Memberships Following Ruiz Win
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24-hour gyms around Australia and the world have been humbled this week, following a large spike in big beautiful boys who have realised...
Adelaide Pub Prepares Smallest Television In Darkest Corner For State Of Origin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A pub in our town's closest capital city has dusted off their smallest television in the least trafficked part...
Exclusive Footage: Watch The X-Rated Leaked Video Involving A Prominent Origin Player
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Origin coaches from both sides of the Tweed have denied any of their current players’ involvement in a new leaked sex tape on...
Man Who Thought 2020 Was His Year Watches His Card Decline Buying Frozen Dinner For One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man currently on his 45th trip around the sun has told reporters this afternoon that his card...
BMW Dealer Asks Prospective Buyers To Show Him Their Arsehole To Make Sure It’s Big Enough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our town's upper-middle-class white men will now have to show a local car dealer their anus if they want...
Andy Ruiz Wins One For The Big Boys With 7th Round KO
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New WBA/WBO/IBF heavyweight champion of the world, Andy Ruiz Jr, has won one for the big mans, husky gents,...
Foxtel Making Nation Jump Through A Million Hoops To Discourage Massive Post GOT Exodus
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
If you thought the escape in Shawshank Redemption prison was hard, you obviously haven’t tried to cancel your free trial at Foxtel. This...
