Largely-Absent Auntie Maintains Loving Status Quo With Extravagant Gift
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A Betoota Grove 19-year-old awoke this morning to a package on the kitchen island that'd come all the way...
Her Majesty’s Birthday Currently Accelerating Sunday Session At Rather Alarming Rate
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Local systems manager, Luke Farley, is now confident enough to throw caution to the wind.
With Her Majesty's Birthday tomorrow, the young man has...
“Oh My Goodness! We Had No Idea It Was That Bad” Says The AFL
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After providing an environment that fostered a mob mentality amongst hundreds of thousands of fans to spend two years booing an Australian Of...
Dad Calls To Mock Local Man’s Recent Car Purchase
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Upon hearing his son had bought himself an MG, a local sexagenarian wondered if his son had come into...
Prospective Whistleblower Picks Up A Will Kit Before Sending Leaked Documents
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A local government worker planning on leaking classified information to the media has picked up a will kit from...
Man Depressed At The State Of The Nation Tunes Into The Cricket To Cheer Himself Up
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A Betoota Heights man who confided in friends earlier today that he was feeling a bit down about the...
Local AFP Officer Says He’s Been Kicked Out Of All His Group Chats
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For a number of years, Greg Roink's friends used to laugh at him.
They used to say he wasn't a...
Sky News Announces Dedicated Newspeak Channel Exclusively For Doubleplusgood Australians
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Sky News Australia released a statement to the media this morning announcing a new dedicated Newspeak channel for doubleplusgood...
Morrison: “How Good Is Keeping Journalists On Team Australia’s Side?”
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The Prime Minister has spoken to the media in London this afternoon local time where he addressed ongoing concerns...
The Betoota Advocate Offices Raided By AFP Over 1997 Engadine McDonalds Leaks
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The Australian Federal Police have raided The Advocate's Daroo Street newsroom this morning over possible leaks related to the...
