Man Doesn’t Know Much – But He Knows Shit From This Shop Will Always Make His Girlfriend Happy
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A local city worker walks past the French Quarter Aesop shop each evening on his way home from the...
“Man, They Know How To Party In Hong Kong” Says Stockbroker Confusing Protests For Rugby 7s
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Local meathead, Stirling Flatley-Cooper (33) says he's never partied as hard as he did at the Hong Kong Rugby 7s.
"Haha. For like four...
Local Middle-Child Somehow Not An Attention-Seeking Little Shit
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A Betoota Heights 12-year-old has shocked those in his direct company today by not acting like an attention-seeking little...
“Abstract Art Is Shit” Says White Bloke With Meaningless Tribal Sleeve
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As far as Andre Colby is concerned, there is actually no point to half the shit people call art nowadays.
The Betoota Heights-based pokie...
Millennial Travellers Advised To Ditch Europe This Year And See The Reef Before It Dies
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Australia's peak scientific body has released a statement today urging the petulant millennials, who think they should be allowed...
Passing Firetruck Removes Local Toddler’s Control Rods And Causes Meltdown
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A French Quarter father is blaming a passing fire truck this morning for causing his toddler's latest public meltdown,...
Local Communist Swooned By Date’s Giant Red Flags
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A self-described communist has reportedly been swooned by a date's red flag overnight.
Denise McTavish, of Betoota Heights, said...
American Overwhelmed By Homesickness After Seeing Plain-Clothed Cop’s Firearm
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An America who fled the third-world for the green pastures of our cosmopolitan desert community has told friends this...
Woman Excited To Experience Life As Bridget Jones While Flatmate Takes Off For The Weekend
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A French Quarter woman says she's feeling excited for the upcoming weekend - which is an increasingly rare occurrence,...
Coastal Town Now Affluent Enough To Have An Alarming Increase In Measles Amongst Infants
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Once home to the thriving timberlopping and dolphin mince industries of yesteryear, the Mid-To-North-North-NSW town of Lininwunsie has seen a rapid transformation over...
