Australian Super Rugby Players Shuffled Out Of Town To Celebrate Mad Monday In Wine Country
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The majority of players from Australia's least successful major sporting code are today making the most of a well-earned offseason.
With 3 of...
Man Unknowingly Receives Stamp Of Approval From Girlfriend’s Fairy Godmothers
SASCHA GREENBERG| Food | Contact
A French Quarter deadshit has unwittingly passed a number of stringent tests laid out by his new girlfriend's lesbian godmothers...
MasterChef Contestant Edited Out For Leaving Without Saying She’s Going To Start Her Own Thing
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Cailyn Burton, an aspiring French-Japanese fusion chef from Betoota Hills, was eager to show her family the final dish she prepared for Master...
Local Woman’s Incoherent Phone Notes Fail To Provide Insight Into Weekend’s Conversations
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Scrolling through the notes application on her phone, Ellen Haye, has this morning come across some completely incoherent notes from a deep and...
Rugby League Ref Dreams Of The Day The Worst Things He’s Called Is A ‘Bald-Headed Flog’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A group of local rugby league referees have come together to collectively laugh at Carlton Football Club and the...
Delivery Driver Breaks With Protocol And Delivers Package Without Any Dramas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In a shocking twist of fate, a local delivery driver has gone about his morning performing his job competently...
Palaszczuk Fixes Rural QLD’s Ice Epidemic, Flood Damage With 100 Jobs For Out-Of-State FIFOs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Our great state of Queensland has today announced the resurrection of the economy, by finally green-lighting the Adani mega-mine.
With the state, like...
Smug Millennial Couple Who Bought Property With Parental Help Not So Smug Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Just over 24 months ago, Sarah Rutland and her defacto Lachie Willmott posed for a photo together next to...
Town’s Newest Pub Is Old Irish Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Betoota Heights has welcomed another pokie den disguised as a family hotel this week with the opening of PJ...
Local Woman’s Hunt For Aesthetically-Pleasing Vinyl Records To Resume At Weekend Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Cassandra Summers' day job isn't part of her dream for the future; it's a means to an end that...
