Lengthy CSIRO Report Confirms Kerser Is The Sickest
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The CSIRO's inaugural GUTARAP report, prepared collaboratively with a range of industry stakeholders, updates estimates of the lad rap scene and consumer polling...
New Great Wall Ute Receives Same ANCAP Safety Rating As Lime Scooter
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Popular Chinese car maker, Great Wall, has set another ute loose on our nation's roads this month after it...
Tensions Arise Over Sydney’s Water Restrictions As Greek Community Take To Streets In Protest
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Sydney's Mediterranean community have taken to the streets in a passionate protest today, claiming that their cultural practices are being hindered by new...
Man Late To Office Pizza Lunch Left With Choice Between Vegetarian And The Gluten-Free One
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A brain-dead city worker who arrived late to his office pizza lunch told reporters this afternoon that he was...
ATO To Crackdown On Small Business Owners To Ease Burden On Multinationals Paying No Tax
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The Australian Taxation Office has issued a stern warning today, in preparation for a slew of dodgy returns in the coming weeks.
The...
Inner-City Left Elite To Begrudgingly Spend Tax Cut Savings On New Pair Of Gucci Slides
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A French Quarter man who doesn't acknowledge Scott Morrison as his Prime Minister told our reporters this afternoon that...
Grey Nomad Feels Entitled To Take Loo Roll From Public Toilets Because He’s Paid Tax All His Life
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A grey nomad passing through our cosmopolitan desert community earlier this week was caught red-handed by local residents stealing...
Child Shocked To Receive A Plate Of Nothing After Telling Dad He Wanted Nothing For Dinner
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A local child has told reporters that he was horrified to be given a plate with nothing on it...
Corrugated Rainwater Tank Pairs Quite Well With Papou’s Driveway Under NSW Water Restrictions
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Sydney residents will face exorbitant fines for water wastage under new restrictions aimed at curbing excessive gardening and driveway cleaning, as the state's...
Regional Year 6 Student Shunned By Teachers After They Learn He’s Going To Boarding School
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Though it shouldn't have come as a surprise, the eldest son of a prominent local grazier is counting down...
