Shafted Deutsche Banker Experiences Karma
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There have been wide scale job losses at the French Quarter's Deutsche Bank offices this week, with many wondering...
Dutton Says Nobody Is Above The Law Except Rich South Australians In Need Of A Babysitter
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Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has rejected pleas from the ABC and News Corp to drop investigations into journalists who published stories relating...
“First They Took My Penalty Rates, Then They Made Me Wear This Stupid Fucking Hat”
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One working woman's fight against The Man entered a new dimension this morning after she came into work to...
“Refugees Won’t Respect Our Culture,” Says Puffing Talkback Radio Listener Halfway Up Uluru
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Today as he climbed Uluru for what he expects to be his last time, a Betoota Heights man paused...
Intervention Planned For Housemate Sprung Watching Young Sheldon
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A group of friends has come together on a new group chat this afternoon to plan an intervention for...
Regional Nightclub Apparently Set To Host Some Married At First Sight Contestants Or Something
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A local Betootan Nightclub has made a big announcement on its social media today.
The Rush, in Betoota's Old City District, informed its...
Queensland’s Coach Whisperer Returns To His Old Job As Bill Shorten’s Election Whisperer
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The Queensland Maroon's secret weapon, Bradley Charles Stubbs AKA "The Coach Whisperer" is today packing up his cardboard box and moving back to...
Lock Out Laws Rob Long Suffering Blues Fan Of Iconic Moment After Pub Closes Before Full Time
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A young Republic of Sydney local has opened up to The Advocate this morning about the traumatic experience he went through last night.
The...
Coincidence As Small Town Mayor’s Wife Owns Parcel Of Land About To Be Given Development Approval
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The red-faced goon who moonlights as the Mayor of our town has expressed shock at the news today that...
Agency Breaks With Tradition And Pays A Fucking Invoice On Time For A Change
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One of our town's largest media companies has thrown caution to the wind this afternoon as they paid a...
