Coles Showcases New Range Of Zero-Use Plastics Designed Specifically To Hasten Planet’s Death
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of the country's most socially-malignant conglomerates has debuted a new range of zero-use plastics that have been controversially...
Pauline: “Those Kids Climbing Up On The Roof Of The Goodna RSL Are Disrespecting My Culture”
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Senator Pauline Hanson has lashed out at the hooded youths who've been climbing up on the roof of her...
New Report Confirms Wollongong Is Sydney’s Most Liveable Suburb
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A new one of those liveability index studies has been released today, and its findings regarding the City of Sydney make for damning...
Green Flag As Local Woman Spies A Used Ottolenghi Cookbook On Bachelor’s Kitchen Counter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Though he made a number of rather off-colour remarks on a wide range of subjects, a local bachelor as...
Scientists Receive $100M To Research Why Girls On Tinder Are Going So Hard With The Sunflowers
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Scientists from the ADF (Australian Dating Foundation) have today received confirmation of government grant aimed at studying the new phenomena of single women...
Government Warn They’ll Be Forced To Increase Health Funding If Youth Abandon Health Insurance
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Minister for Health and the Prime Minister have warned that if young people continue to abandon private health...
WA Rattled By Magnitude-6.6 Earthquake After Local Man’s Mother Falls Over
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A Betoota Heights man responded by giving his friend a 'dead arm' after he was told his mother falling...
Magic Toilet Brush Seemingly Invisible To Everyone In Local Sharehouse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The residents of a French Quarter sharehouse have all told our reporter this morning that they don't own a...
Study Finds Parents Attribute 80% Of Child’s Grievances To Being On Phone Too Damn Much
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A recent report released by the CSIRO's Diamantina outpost has revealed that a staggering 80% of grievances voiced by children can be attributed...
Sports Fan Joins The Dark Side Ahead Of Cricket World Cup Final
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man says he's joined the Sith this afternoon, something he said he'd never thought he'd have to...
