Suffa MC Blows The Emergency Hilltops Conch After Chance The Rapper Pulls Out Of Splendour
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Following the news that Chance The Rapper has cancelled his headlining set at Splendour In The Grass, the Hilltop Hoods have rallied to...
Older Couple At Wine Tasting Can’t Wait to Rip This Pinot A New One
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT
For many couples, a wine tasting is a relaxing chance to spend some quality time together.
For the Morgans, it’s war.
Phil and Belinda...
City Dog Visiting The Bush Disgusted By Dry Dog Biscuits She’s Served
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A city dog has entered her fourth day of a hunger strike today after she’s once again served a bowl of dry dog...
Nation’s Dads Want To Know What Route You Took, Are Planning to Take
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT
It’s a set of questions many people, especially those with dads, will find all too familiar – “How’d ya get here?” or “What...
Splendour Organisers Urge Festivalgoers To Please Stop Culturally Appropriating Steve Matai
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's no secret that at festivals, people can accidentally be insensitive with their outfit choices, and appropriate other cultures.
When it comes to the...
George Calombaris Unveils New Restaurant
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
After a prolonged and spectacular fall from grace, George Calombaris has revealed today how he'll be bouncing back.
The formerly well regarded Melbourne...
Newtown Girls Driving To Splendour Surprised How Much People In Taree Love Eating Dead Animals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For Jade, Alison, Marigold (all 24) their once-in-a-life road trip through the mid-north coast of New South Wales has been marred by a...
FaceApp Glitches After Anti-Vaxxer Parent Tries To Whack The Age Filter On Her Child
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A Northern Rivers of NSW parent has been left frustrated this morning after she was unable to get in on...
Local Chef Resists The Urge To Have A Potato Ricer Tattooed On Forearm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The head chef at one of our town's most popular restaurants told The Advocate today that while it's been...
Anti-Vaxxer Now Has Enough Social Media Followers To Be Considered An Instagram Influenza
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A prominent advocate for alternative medicines has today transitioned from a softcore pornographic Instagram bikini model to the coveted social media influenza.
A prominent...
