Local Farm Boy Thinks Hoon Tracks Are Invisible To Dad
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A happy-go-lucky dirt farmer's son on the Betoota City Limits spent the morning hooning around the top paddocks, leaving...
Property Investors Selling House At A Loss Expects Nation Feel Sorry For Them
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A locally-popular breeding pair of Baby Boomers have broken their silence this morning after selling one of their investment...
OPINION: Should The Entire Murray-Darling Basin Ministerial Council Be Put In Gaol?
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To be systematically loathed by everyone from farmers to townsfolk to the green-left elite is an achievement in its...
Popular ‘Marlboro Man’ Ad Campaign Revived After Tobacco Giant’s $13bn Investment In JUUL
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Marlboro's parent company, Altria, one of the planet’s largest cigarette makers, made a US$13b cash investment in JUUL late...
Heritage Listed Property No Match For Teenage NBN Contractor Who Reckons He’s Found The Spot
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The increasingly cowboy operation of the National Broadband Network has today hit new heights in Betoota's French Quarter, as a 17-year-old begins jackhammering...
Skipping Breakfast Becomes Healthy Now That Man Says He’s Intermittently Fasting
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"I'm allowed to have a black coffee and water," he said.
"Nothing else."
Dennis Park spent this morning walking our reporter...
Selfless Local Blokes Chip In To Help Stimulate Economy After Months Of Isolation
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An altruistic and selfless local man has today taken it upon himself to help the struggling local economy.
With various economic experts and...
Local Homemaker Finds Purpose In Life After Making An Instagram Account For His Pet
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There was a time when Tim Greenberg would've laughed and turned his nose up at the idea of making...
NSW Lock Out Laws Immediately Repealed After Jim Beam’s Kentucky Distillery Burns Down
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Night time revellers across the state of NSW have received some pleasing news today.
That news comes in the form of all variations...
Dim-Witted Moree Teenager Actually Did Come Down In The Last Shower
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There are growing concerns for the cognitive skills of a dim-witted teenage son of long-suffering graziers in the New South Wales irrigation belt...
