Nation Should Just Get Over Having A Spy In Parliament, Says PM With One-Seat Majority
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Despite clear evidence that embattled Federal MP Gladys Liu has taken money from groups affiliated with the Chinese Communist...
Robot At The Centre Of Centrelink RoboDebt Disaster Says It Was Only Following Orders
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The robot who triggered the catastrophic RoboDebt disaster has told media this afternoon that it was only following orders...
Full-Time Stay-At-Home Son’s New App: “It’s Like Uber But Clean Piss For People On Welfare”
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A great lump of a man who's a constant source of immeasurable disappointment to his parents has come to...
“Absolutely No Way To Make Flights Cheaper In The Bush” Says Airline CEO Making $24m A Year
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Australia's highest paid executive has told The Advocate this morning that there's not much that can be done to...
Turnbull On Gladys Liu Saga: “I Don’t Care. Leave Me Alone And Stop Calling This Number”
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Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has weighed in on the ongoing crisis within the Coalition government surrounding embattled MP...
Doctors Conclude Inhaling Anything Else But Air Is Going To Fuck Your Lungs
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After a spate of vaping-related deaths in the United States, doctors in Australia have come to the conclusion that...
Barnaby Goes Back To Supporting The NSW Blues After Remembering QLD Decriminalised Abortion
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Popular backbencher Barnaby Joyce has thrown his support behind the NSW Blues today after a member of his staff...
Shopping Centre Replaces Parking Tickets With Large Man Who Just Robs Motorists As They Leave
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The Stockland in Betoota Heights is replacing their antiquated carpark ticketing system this week with a large man who...
Rude-Headed Local Man’s Dream Of Having A Nice Licence Photo Dashed For Another Few Years
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There are many in our small but cosmopolitan desert community that don't photograph well. Some worse than others.
One of...
“God Has Forgotten These People” Whimpers Zuckerberg As He Shuts Down Brown Cardigan Forever
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Mark Zuckerberg has today finally given comment about the accusations of anti-Australian discrimination within the ranks of Facebook and Instagram.
This comes as the...
