Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Delivers Rousing Half Time Speech In Effort To Turn Things Around
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Rugby Australia’s new Marketing Pigeon stood on the shoulder of Wallabies Coach Michael Cheika during the half time break...
Next Season Of Struggle Street To Take Place In Literally Any Australian Nursing Home
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Broadcast network SBS has announced that the next season of their daring expose into the lives of Australians doing it tough will be...
Society Shocked Again That A Privately-Educated Son Of Somebody Turned Out To Be An Arsehole
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For reasons unbeknown to The Advocate, society has been left reeling yet again at the news that an over-privileged,...
Former Small Town Alpha Dog Now Cruising Through His 30s In A Beige Proton Jumbuck
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A Betoota Heights big unit and tricode football star who needs no introduction is still rolling through the streets...
Man’s Most Reliable And Practical Mate Unsurprisingly Drives A Subaru Brumby
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Left with not much else to do this afternoon besides think about things, a local man failed to surprise...
Chinese Spy Tasked With Infiltrating Lambie Network Ends Up Doing Meals On Wheels In Burnie
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Earlier this year, Li 'Nathan' Qiang arrived in Burnie with a suitcase full of dreams - and bugging devices.
The...
Chinese Spy Tasked With Infiltrating The Nats Learns To Fly Plane, Ride Horse, Fuck His Woman
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An International business student turned spy for the People's Republic of China isn't a country boy. He knows the...
Student Proudly Stating He Hasn’t Studied For His Leaving Exams Thinks That’s Cool
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Someone's spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get him to where he is. His teachers have spent thousands...
Brand New Jeep Does A Record 146km Before The Engine Light Comes On
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A man who clearly has rocks inside his head where his brain should be laughed off that very suggestion...
Chinese Spy Tasked With Infiltrating KAP Forced To Learn Slim Dusty’s Entire Back Catalogue
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A Chinese spy moonlighting as an international student has been given the challenge of infiltrating the Katter Australia Party,...
