Wallabies Fan Ignores Typhoon Hagibis Warnings On Basis It’s Not Like A Cyclone Or Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota area grazier who's currently blowing off a bit of steam in Japan has looked to this sky...
Bathurst Fans Can’t Wait To Drink Plastic Cups Of Warm Beer In A Cage
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As the historic Bathurst 1000 motor race draws ever closer, tens of thousands of race fans are eagerly anticipating the opportunity to drink...
Sydney Man Plans Move To Amsterdam To Prepare Him For Eventual Move To Melbourne
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A directionless 28-year-old young professional from the wilds of Sydney's inner western corridor threw caution to the wind earlier...
“Have You Been To Revolver?” Asks Mate Returning From Melbourne With 1000-Yard Stare
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Notorious loose cannon Tim Wells has just returned from his first ever trip to Melbourne.
The Brisbane local had started his Friday with...
Education Department Investigating School Principal Accused Of Not Wearing Big Enough Scarf
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Education Queensland is currently investigating a local primary school principal for allegedly breaching staff policy this week.
The allegations centre around Betoota Heights...
Nation Left Confused By Dinosaur Who Disagrees With Protesting Mass Extinction
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A prominent dinosaur has raised eyebrows across the country today.
One of the last remaining dinosaurs of the Late Daytimetellyaurasic period did so...
Travel Savvy Young Couple Budget In Extra Few Hundred To Get From Airport Into The City
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Getting away for the long weekend is something every young couple dreams of, usually to the East coast of our great state, but...
Malcolm Heckled By Passing Range Rovers As He Strolls Bondi In Old T-Shirt Lucy Found At Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time since he had to pretend he didn't care about gay marriage or climate change in order to secure the...
Milk Emoji Getting A Hammering In Daily Telegraph Comments
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the Grand Final hype now at fever pitch, it can be confirmed that there has been a serious spike in milk emojis...
Drought-Stricken Farmer In Ice-Ravaged Town Comforted By PM’s New Plans For Mars Exploration
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A rapidly ageing farmer has had a moment of Zen this week.
The 34-year-old father of two named Nick Burns said his troubles...
