Barnaby Suggests Aussie Farmers Try Washing Their Cars In An Effort To Bring On Rain
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As most of Australia remains gripped by drought, the Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has a unique but strikingly obvious solution to...
Nation Enjoys Brief Period Of Respite From Full Blown Climate Change Denial, Islamaphobia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The nation is currently enjoying a relatively peaceful day of reprieve from the government's propaganda arm today.
This comes as the Daily Telegraph...
CEO Furious The Extinction Rebels Keep Interrupting His Wage Slaves On Their 2 Hour Commutes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local CEO, Langcock Ryan-Hart (93) has today made a very stern phone call to his close friend and the gracious beneficiary of millions...
PornHub Announces Partnership With Tesla To Capitalise On Emerging Driverless Car Market
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
While there has been a lot of resistance towards driverless cars from old school players in the automotive industry and the general negs...
VB Truck Crash Blamed For Poor Attendance Figures At 2019 Bathurst 1000
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As thousands of kids walk away from the Return and Earn station hundreds of dollars richer and the cleanup crew finally pressure-clean the...
Leader Of Church That Harbours Thousands Of Rock Spiders Worried Gay Marriage Is A Bad Look
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The Anglican Archbishop Glenn Davies has today explained that it's time for his Church to take a stand.
Not by doing its bit to try...
Pill Presser Who Accidentally Cooked A Fatal Batch Relieved Gladys Has Told Kids Just Say No
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Doonside man who manufacturers heavily-cut party drugs for the bikies has today been able to exhale, after learning that the fatal batch...
Gen-Z Develops Interest In Playing Outside And Drinking From Hose After Fortnite Goes Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some great news for shared Facebook profiles, the nation's Gen-Z's have finally been forced to have a childhood.
This comes after the...
Johanna Palaszczuk Calls A State Of Emergency To Allow Springboks To Play At RNA Showgrounds
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has played down concerns about impending laws aimed at removing protests like those staged by Extinction Rebellion protesters, while...
Hundreds Of Thousands Of Fish Die In Most Recent Bout Of ‘Needless Anxiety’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some tragic news out of the Murray Darling basin, a large number of fish have reportedly 'worried themselves to death' this week....
