Dishevelled 19-Year-Old Sheepishly Asks If Business Class Is Full
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Flap-clapping in a well-worn pair of thongs, the muffled swift of his torn tracksuit pants in the wind.
His bronze...
Young Professional Lies And Says She Actually Always Wanted To Be Miranda
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local young professional has today lied to her colleagues and the world at large, by claiming she always wanted to be...
Aussies Urged To Save Water During Drought By Continuing To Shun Light Beer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As Australian farmers continue to battle the ravages of drought, the National Farmer’s Federation has called on Australians to help drought-affected farmers by...
Drought And Fire Ravaged Firey Wards Off Bank Manager By Revealing He’s Applied For $6k Package
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a feel-good story from regional Australia, a local farmer has managed to hold on to his property for another month at least....
Sydney University Colleges Rush To Offer Misogynistic School Boys Full Scholarships
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The controversial group of schoolboys from St Kevins have received some better news today.
The group who made headlines for a sexist...
Middle Aged Concreter’s Eels Flag To Fly At Half Mast After News Picture Mag Is Winding Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local tradie has paid a touching tribute to the iconic Picture magazine today.
After news broke that the magazine would be winding...
Report: 85% Of Friendship Circles Still Have One Mate Banging On About Crypto
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some interesting news released by the Betoota Anthropological Society (BAS) today, it can be confirmed that 85% of friendship groups still have...
Ad Agency Forced To Actually Be Creative In Lengthy Period Between Grand Final And Cricket
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Old City District advertising agency The Damn Brandals have been losing more hair than usual as they have been forced to actually do...
Racing Inquiry Urged To Also Investigate High Rates Of Fashion Cruelty Within The Industry
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the announcement of an official inquiry into the treatment of retired racehorses by the Queensland Premier today, people from within the industry...
Expecting Coastie Parents Shortlist Favourite Names To Modify Spelling Of
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
As the pointy end of pregnancy approaches, a Central Coast couple have today finally whittled down their favourite 20 baby names - to...
