Dutton Calls For Taping Over Webcam To Be Outlawed
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The Home Affairs Department wants to outlaw the practice of taping up webcams and microphone jacks under the guise...
Cheese Shop Replaces Rockabilly Barber Shop As Gentrified Suburb Takes On Hellish Final Form
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Our town's French Quarter is officially dead, former residents say, after one of the suburb's original hipster barbershops is...
Doctors Declare Local Man Brain Dead After Tragically Buying A Jeep
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The check engine light came on in Dale Peshman's brain long before it did in his new Jeep Wrangler.
This...
Report: Are These Things Getting Bigger Or What?
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A recent report carried out by the Australian Fruit Anti-Doping Authority (AFADA) has today found some troubling results in the local Blueberry...
Clive Palmer Is Stuck On Uluru And He Can’t Get Down
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The oozing hessian sack of ranch dressing that moonlights as disgraced mining magnate Clive Palmer is trapped halfway up...
Local Restaurant Owner Pays Employees Correct Overtime And Super
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A famous local restaurant owner is making waves around the country today.
This comes after the owner of Le Cockpool revealed the books...
Angus Taylor Admits City Of Sydney Much Harder To Tamper Than An Irrigation Water Meter
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Energy Minister Angus Taylor put his hands up and laughed at a morning press conference in Canberra today, sheepishly...
“Somehow Still Cheaper Than Sydney,” Laughs Tourist Buying Round Of Cold Beers In Reykjavik
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A local man who's still sick with the travel bug bought a round of beers last night for some...
Retired Sporting Great Turned Banker Does Job And Adds Sporting Anecdote To Client Meeting
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Laughing off a suggestion he's the Rob Quiney of the Olympic canoeing K-4 1000 metres event, Mike Rocter said...
WeWork Hotdesker Happy Not To Have The Most Ridiculous Business Idea In The Building For Once
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A local entrepreneur is smiling this morning because, for a change, his business isn't the most ridiculously-valued one in...
