Athletic-Looking Man Fears The Day His Mates Find Out He’s Terrible At Sport
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Putting a racquet behind a tennis ball or moving some Kashmir willow to a point where it's going to...
Piercing Australian Accent Off In The Distance Shatters Local Woman’s Trip Overseas
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Sitting on the edge of the world, Betoota Heights woman Bridgette Coleman thought she couldn't be further away from...
Cool Tech Start-Up Forces Their Chubby Nerds To Wear Unflattering Slim-Cut T-Shirt Uniform
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A Betootacone Valley tech startup has been forcing their most valuable employees to come to work in thin, unflattering...
MasterChef Sensationally Sponsor Hop From Coles To Woolies After Underpayment Allegations
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In some breaking news this morning, the reality TV giant MasterChef has announced it's ditching its long-running principal sponsor - Coles.
The Betoota Advocate can...
Cricket Australia Says The ICC’s Decision To Give 12-Month Ban To Corrupt Player Is Over-The-Top
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Cricket's greatest all-rounder since Jacques Kallis has been banned for 12-months with a further 12-months suspended today after the...
Climate Protestors Succeed In Having Worse Messaging Than Labor During The Election Campaign
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The majority of Australians support action on climate change, a recent report has found.
None want action more than the...
Victorian Cops Join In On Spring Carnival By Injuring Horses In The Interests Of Millionaires
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With a week to the day until the Race That Stops The Nation, it seems the Victorian Police are getting right into the...
Pristine Views Of Remote Beach Only Improved By Fucken Hippy Rock Stack
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A remote beach in Northern Australian has been gifted the final touches by a Wicked Van tourist.
The unknown local vagrant, likely a Victorian...
Private Citizen Malcolm Calls For Greater Aboriginal Representation in Parliament
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The former Prime Minister Malcolm has called for a louder Aboriginal voice our nation's democracy process this morning.
In the...
Woman Listening To Music On Train Stares Out Window Like She’s In A Lana Del Rey Video
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Local woman, Steph Albright was doing her usual morning commute on the train when the music she was listening to changed from EDM...
