Brekky Canadian Club Perfectly Matching Raceday Reveller’s White Suit Lime Green Tie Combo
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In some breaking news out of the milk crate
capital of the country, Melbourne, a local man has perfected his outfit to a
tee it...
Mortal City Worker Wears Painful Reminder He Can’t Walk Across His Stumps Like Mark Waugh
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A local man with the hand-eye coordination of Shane Lee a carton deep on Boxing Day woke this morning...
Young Person Planning Move To Europe Selects Medium Difficulty And Settles On Berlin
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With his 30th birthday approaching at the speed of light, a comically-underemployed local youth set his heart on a...
Suburban Middle-Class Man Really Likes Basketball And Follows The NBA Intensely
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A Betoota Heights man has confirmed his love of all things basketball this morning, putting to rest years of...
Anti-Racing Protestors Urged To Try And Imagine How Good It Feels To Land A Boxed Trifecta
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#NupToTheCup activists have today been urged to try their hand at a boxed trifecta this week.
A trifecta is the selection of the first three...
England Leaves World Cup Empty-Handed Just Weeks Before They Exit Europe With Even Less
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England has come second in this year's Rugby World Cup, losing to South Africa tonight in the final at...
Racehorse Slaughter Story Fabricated To Make Horses Run Faster
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Australian humans and horses alike have reacted with relief to the news today that reports last month of retired racehorses being unceremoniously slaughtered...
Man About To Head Through Airport Security Looks For Line With Least Amount Of Boomers In It
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A local man arrived at the airport this morning cutting it a little fine for his liking in terms...
Flying On Qantas Now The Riskiest Thing Nation’s Property Owners Are Willing To Do
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The nation's property owners don't take many unnecessary risks, whether they be financial or physical - now they're being...
Woman Frustrated By Boyfriend’s Desire To Marie Kondo His Tackle Box – But Not The House
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From the outside, Denise Goldman's house looks like any other around Betootas Heights.
A ghastly display home built on...
