Jetstar Move To Departure Day Schedule In Effort To Reduce Delays
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Qantas' low-cost carrier, Jetstar, is moving to a departure day schedule in an effort to reduce delays and cancellations.
From...
Nation Fondly Remembers A Time When Over-The-Top Outrage Was Focussed On Biscuit Flavouring
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Australia was once a nation where people were judged only on their social status, gender and skin colour.
But now, it still is...
Mike Cannon-Brookes Asked By Man Who Looks Mike Cannon-Brookes If He’s Mike Cannon-Brookes
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Tech entrepreneur Mike Cannon-Brookes was approached last night in a local bar by a man who looks similar to...
NSW Government To Publish List Of High-Rises With Grenfell Cladding After MPs Sell Investments
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For two years Australian State and Territory governments have been auditing buildings and compiling lists of those covered in the 'Grenfell cladding' -...
Mid Tier Influencer In The Bird Cage Surprised By How Little Protesters Have Affected Her
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Arriving at Flemington Racecourse this morning Bella Anderson’s car was swamped by anti-horse racing protesters, all holding signs with vicious slogans designed...
Furious Inner-City Leftie Quietly Deletes 18 Drafted Tweets After No Horsies Die On The Track
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A local Newtown woman is quietly seething this afternoon it can be confirmed.
This comes after the running of the Melbourne Cup saw...
Problem Gambler Reckons The Cup Is A Mug’s Race
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The race that stops the nation got its name for a reason; every Tom, Dick, Arthur and Martha are tuned in to...
Mate’s Thoughtful But Unsolicited Race Tip Suggests Betting On The Favourite
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A local man's mate sent him a message this morning that suggested betting on the favourite in the Melbourne...
Guardian Journalist Excitedly Arrives At Work For Big Day Of Ridiculing The Working Class
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With ANZAC Day and those abhorrent 'sportsball' grand finals in the rear lights, one local inner-city opinion-penner is today relishing another opportunity to...
Brunswick Man With Kombucha In One Hand And TAB Slip In Other Really Giving Out Mixed Signals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Brunswick local has caused a bit of
confusion this morning.
The 29-year-old graphic designer did so when
he was caught with a cherry plum...
