Recovering Alcoholic Accidentally Buys Boots Without Any Straps To Pull Himself Up With
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A local man, who recently completed a six-week rehabilitation course for an addiction to alcohol, accidentally bought a new...
“I’m A Bit Rusty” Says Guitarist About To Break Into Either Time Of Our Lives Or Wonderwall
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Guests at a local house party this evening are being subjected to an unsolicited performance from a bloke who reckons he’s pretty handy...
Local Raving Inner-City Lunatic Asks An Invisible Sky Man To Stop The Bush Fires
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An inner-city lunatic has taken time out of his busy schedule to ask an invisible man who lives in...
Woman Recycling Multiple Phones In Office Bin Assures Colleagues She’s Not A Drug Dealer
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A young office woman named Jess Hudson has had
to do a bit of explaining today.
The young publicist was forced to convince her
colleagues...
Selleys To Release New XR Adhesive
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To cater to the growing number of Extinction Rebellion (XR) activists sticking themselves to stuff, Selleys has today announced the release of a...
Margaret Court Just Jealous Rod Laver’s Arena Gets All The Good Acts Like Elton John
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The root cause of the Margaret Court controversy over the past week has been uncovered this afternoon.
Margaret Court said...
Unoriginal Town Comes Up With Some Tote Bags Featuring Town’s Name Amongst List Of Big Cities
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A medium-sized regional centre on the fringe of the Simpson Desert has come up with the idea of producing...
Tourist Saddened By Uluru Closure Forced To Climb Mount Druitt Instead
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A breeding pair of Betoota Heights residents were saddened they missed the deadline to climb Uluru earlier this year...
Angus Taylor Finally Able To Get Back To Work After Nation Forgets About All The Crook Shit He’s Done
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Energy Minister Angus Taylor is relieved today to finally get back to work after a number of distractions and...
Frydenberg Urges Support For The Commonly Held View That Boomers Destroyed The Economy, Climate
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The Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has made a landmark shift in monetary policy this morning that shifts blame for the...
