Local Father Begs The Wiggles To Add A Few Guitar Solos Or Something Before He Loses His God Damn Fucking Mind Listening To The Same Fucking Songs Every Single...
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A Betoota Heights father staring down the prospect of having a third child under three next year is pleading...
Local Dad Barely Able To Contain Excitement After Locking In A Sunday To Clean Out The Garage
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Recent revelations have today explained why Dad is barely able to contain his excitement about this upcoming Sunday.
Have cleared 48 hours on either...
Rugby Australia’s Marketing Pigeon Lands New Role As Barnaby Joyce’s Media Advisor
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In what the Member For New England describes as a 'serendipitous' occurrence, Rugby Australia's former marketing pigeon has been...
Party That’s Been In Power For 17 Of The Last 23 Years Frustrated With Greens Fire Policy
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The Coalition Government has today reiterated it's stance on what it believes is one of the major causes of the bushfires currently ripping...
CSIRO Struggling To Convince Morrison This Isn’t The Rapture And He Needs To Do Something
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The country's peak scientific research body has gone public this morning with their struggle to convince the Prime Minister...
Barnaby Joyce’s Reflection Resigns As Barnaby Joyce’s Media Advisor
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The fallout surrounding Barnaby Joyce's comments earlier today that the two constituents of his that perished in a bush...
“Oi, Can You Just Shut The Fuck Up For A Bit” Pleads Nation
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Our bushfire-ravaged nation has this afternoon asked the Former Deputy Prime Minister to 'shut the fuck up for a bit" - following his...
Prospective Red Frog Swears Blood Oath To Protect And Serve His Fellow Schoolies
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Somewhere deep inside the catacombs under our town's French Quarter lies the local meeting place of one of the...
ScoMo Promises Fire Chiefs Trying To Meet With Him Since April He’s Free Now The Footy’s Over
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With the nation currently staring down the barrel of the ‘most dangerous bushfire week ever seen,' Prime Minister Scott Morrison has offered an...
INSIDE: “I Was Forced To Join The French Foreign Legion After Bowling Six Consecutive Wides”
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There is no greater shame for a man, according to Widen's lastest cricket almanack, than bowling six consecutive wides...
