“I Reckon Roosters Are Favourites” Says Professional Gambler
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Local handicapper, Ernie Coughlan (45), has today graciously filled in his close-knit circle of halfwit punters with the good oil.
According to Ernie, this...
Melbourne Prepares To See Real Greater Western Sydney Giants In The Wild
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With UFC 243 taking place this weekend in Melbourne's Marvel Stadium, the Victorian capital remains culturally relevant in the eyes of the rest...
Toowoomba Motorist Confuses Residents By Correctly Using Indicator In Accordance With QLD Law
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Third-generation Toowoomba resident Laurel Coorey-Wagner (55) has today sent shockwaves through The Garden City by using the turn signal lever that protrudes out...
Quiet Australian Wires Plush Jar Jar Binks Toy To Radiator Grill Of His Daihatsu Delta
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In a bold declaration of his political proclivities, a self-confessed Quiet Australia has wired a plush Jar Jar Binks...
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Warned Not To Make Anti-Referee Content This Week
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A content production pigeon at rugby union's peak government body has been warned not to make any anti-referee material...
“Run Those Climate Bastards Over!” Says Man Who Dodged Draft Because He Didn’t Want To Die
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Climate strikes and protests brought the heart of our town's Old City District to a grinding halt this morning,...
Local Man Begs For Leniency After Court Sentences Him To Move House By Himself
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A 44-year-old man convicted of fraud offences has been sentenced in local court this morning to move a house...
Local Gay Man Begins Early Stages Of Quarter-Life Crisis With Impulsive 2014 Bieber Bleach
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James Stewart had been grocery shopping at his local Woolies when he experienced a sudden anxiety attack.
The successful lawyer turned entrepreneur turned...
Marketing Pigeons Smash Some Asahi To Celebrate Being On First-Name Basis With Rod Macqueen
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Somewhere in Tokyo, not too far from the fabled Shibuya crossing, some of Rugby Australia's marketing pigeons are downing...
Barnaby Left Spewing As Drought Envoy Credit Card Declines Buying Last Minute Tickets To RWC
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The Morrison Government's Special Envoy To The Drought repeatedly entered his credit card details into Qantas' website this afternoon...
