Morrison: The 76% Of Voters Who Say ‘Climate Change Is Linked To Bushfires’ Probably Voted Green
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According to a report released by the Australia Institute, over 76% of Australians believe this is a link between...
Mid North Coast Family In Emergency 2 Star Motel After Home Burnt Down Stoked With Starc’s 4 Fa
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A young family from the Mid North Coast of New South Wales are still revelling in the feats of the Australian pace attack...
Local Groom-To-Be Would Honestly Be Fine With Vienetta As The Cake
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Soon to be husband Mark Wills has had enough of the wedding planning and just wants to get on with it.
After months...
Scotty From Marketing Announces Exciting New Plan To Prevent Future Bushfires
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The under-fire Prime Minister of the country who has spent the last two weeks urging everyone to just calm down a little bit...
Bloke Who Grew Up In Byron Lasts 15 Minutes Without Mentioning That He Knows The Parkway Boys
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Early-30s Northern Rivers man, Hugh Enbrooke has a lot of wild story about growing up in Byron Bay before the linen-wearing yuppies from...
Man With Medium-Sized Twitter Following Achieves Nirvana After Being Invited Onto The Drum
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A person largely unknown outsite of a niche social media platform climbed his Everest last night after appearing on...
Record Hot Day Means This City Worker Should’ve Packed A Jumper For Work
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As temperatures nudge 50 degrees here on the fringe of the Simpson Desert, one city worker is kicking herself...
Fisheries Say A Stubbie Is The Offical Yardstick By Which All Yabbies Must Be Measured
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The Federal Office of Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry announced today that the standard stubbie is now the official measure...
Local Pizza Delivery Man Says He’s Been Getting Garlic Bread Instead Of Super For Years
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A Betoota Heights pizza delivery driver has revealed to The Advocate today that his employer has been paying part...
Criminal Activity In Banking Sector To Result In Fuck All Jail Time For Any Of These Cunts
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In what comes as a relief for the nation's banking industry, it can be confirmed today that none of them need be sweating...
