“Be Nicer To China!” Says Local Man Employed By Chinese State-Owned Bank
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A local man who currently sits on the international advisory board of a Chinese state-owned bank has suggested the...
Gabba’s Curator Drops In Section Of Vulture Street Into Pitch Ahead Of First Test
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Against his will, the curator at Brisbane's Woolloongabba Cricket Ground has dropped in a section of nearby Vulture Street...
Self-Described Fiscally-Conservative Socially-Liberal Person Just Looks A Bit Off
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A local man who supports the current government's economic policy while also enjoying the company of our town's minority...
Palest Colleague In Workplace Also The Most Confident In Shorts
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
The warmer weather is definitely upon us here in Betoota and one local tech specialist has not let the opportunity pass him by,...
Richard Kingsmill Handcuffs Self To Pipe And Swears The Only Way He’ll Leave Triple J Is Feet First
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The mass exodus at the Triple J has claimed a number of high profile personalities in recent weeks -...
Barnaby Joyce’s Media Pigeon Applies For Vacant Prince Andrew Job
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One of the nation's top media pigeons is considering a defection to the UK, according to leaked National Party...
Report: Bank Of Mum And Dad Customers Are Just Boomers In The Making
PAVEL BOVOSKI | Finance | Contact
A report commissioned by the Reserve Bank of Australia has found that customers of the Bank of Mum &...
Sydney Council Praised For Innovative Beachside Sunscreen Cattle Dip For British Tourists
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Sydney's Waverly Council has been heaped with praise after successfully rolling out an innovative new scheme.
In a world-first, the Eastern Sydney council...
Man Uses Bedside Lamp To Scan Room For Mosquito Like It’s A German Bomber Over London
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A local city worker was kept up overnight by a lone mosquito in his bedroom, forcing him to turn...
Fourth Grade Spin Merchant Feels A New Bat Is In Order After Scoring A Quickfire 16 Off 40
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Taking one and scoring 16 in a winning team is still a win, according to one local man who...
