Bluey Showbag Delays 3pm Ekka Meltdown Until The Packed Train Home
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It's "People's Day" in South-East Queensland today, as the residents of Brisbane and surrounding regions are given a day off work to celebrate...
Nation Just Happy Atlassian Man Finally Got A Bloody Haircut!
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Atlassian man Scott Farquhar tried and failed to explain what his business even does last night on 730 and...
Powerlifter’s Ideal Physique Based Entirely On Impossibly Jacked Anime Characters
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local powerlifter has revealed today that his ‘dream physique’ isn’t inspired by the usual suspects like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but by the impossibly...
Government’s Productivity Round Table To Discuss Ramifications Of 1/3 Of Workforce Being Replaced By A.I
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The nation's brightest economic minds are all set to descend on Canberra to push their respective financial positions next week.
The pitch to...
Landlord Gonna Need To See A Bit More From The RBA Before Fixing That Leak
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A local Betoota Grove owner of property has today spoken to our independent news organ about his outlook on the economy.
The man...
Swiftie With A Mortgage Having A Great Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt’s been a fantastic day for Swifties around the nation, as the Reserve Bank of Australia announced news of rate cuts just minutes...
Retired Grazier In Venice Quietly Wishes He Was Back In Augathella On The Farm He Just Sold Actually
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Sitting in a gondola that smells like hot fart and being serenaded unenthusiastically by a bloke in a straw...
Intellectual Longing For A Tool Tour Now Forced To Mingle With People Who Don’t Know What A Fibonacci Sequence Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local Tool fan is experiencing some mixed emotions today, after discovering that his favourite intellectual rock band will be touring Australia for...
Ley: “Hastie Is Out Of His Depth On Gaza, Uh, Sorry, I, Uh, Mean Albanese, Sorry For That”
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Opposition Leader Sussan Ley has today been forced to clarify comments she made accusing a certain "daggy inner-west dad"...
Report: Universal Childcare Could Be Implemented By Making Sure There’s An Ethnic Grandma On Every Street
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The government has today received a radical new proposal that could shake up childcare, and the nation's bottom line.
A groundbreaking report from...
