Bloke Peeling Off Jumper Treats Entire Office To His Hairy Pepperonis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has once again exposed the entire office to his hair rimmed areolas, while attempting to peel off a snug fitting...
Report: Dumbest Fucking Bird On Earth Is Thriving In Big Smoke So Why Aren’t You?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Once regarded as little more than a brainless nuisance destined for the scrap heap of natural selection, the brush...
Ibiza Final Boss Moves To Gold Coast To Make A Career Out Of His Rude Haircut And Blinding Veneers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe man known as ‘Ibiza’s Final boss’ is reported to have found a natural home in the Gold Coast, which comes as no...
Brisbane’s Ekka Plays Host To Queensland’s Annual Meeting Of Bushies And Goths
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Brisbane and the surrounding regions are buzzing this week, as the Queensland Governor opens the gates to the happiest place on earth.
The Ekka...
Tim David Praised For His Work Improving The Reputation Of People With Two First Names
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australian Cricketer Tim David has today been officially recognised for his efforts off the field.
The Singapore born and Perth raised bat slinger...
Netanyahu Attacks Albanese For Doing What The Majority Of Australians Expect Of Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is facing increased criticism from his Israeli counterpart this week as the Federal Government is...
Sydney Man Wearing City2Surf Medal Around Like A 9-Year-Old With Participation Award
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local resident of Sydney's largest and shittest city has this weekend made sure to alert every single possible people that he did...
MTV’s Lingering Damage Evident As Millennial Woman Inserts 15 ‘Likes’ Into One Sentence
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactIf you didn’t know Gracie McGiver was a millennial, her last 45 seconds of speech would have convinced you. Speaking to a colleague...
Government To Save Millions By Doing Next Census At Perfect Cross Section Of Middle Australia
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn great news for the taxpayer, the Australian Government is hoping to save half a billion dollars by changing the way...
Wait, So This Is It?” Says Disappointed Sweet Tooth Trying Matcha For The First Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local sweet tooth and caramel latte fan has been extremely let down with just how bland the much hyped matcha latte is.
Sarah...
