Bailey Smith And Tammy Hembrow On Verge Of Becoming Australia’s Taylor And Travis
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Sports fans, pop culture consumers and general gossipers around the nation are this week wagging their tongues about a HOT new story.
In...
‘Performative Reader’ Outside Trendy Cafe Has Not Turned A Page For 15 Minutes
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A man aggressively holding up a book to his face out the front of a local cafe hasn't turned a page for 15...
Bloke Wearing Those Weird Toe Shoes Definitely Has Some Bizarre Outdoor Hobby He Wants To Talk About
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man proudly sporting those weird outdoorsy toe shoes definitely wants you to ask him about his weird shoes and his bizarre...
Dad Excited To See If The New Naked Gun Can Live Up To The Franchise’s Glorious Name
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A local dad has today spoken to The Advocate about the palpable wave of excitement coursing through his body.
Speaking to our reporter from...
“Uh, I’m Getting Into My Horticulture” Says Bob Brown As He Puts In Bulk Fertiliser Order Minutes After Macquarie Harbour Salmon Farm Expansion Is Approved
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Former Greens leader Bob Brown has said the decision to purchase two thousand kilograms of urea, two 44-gallon drums...
New Report Confirms AI Panic Is Overblown As It’s Mostly Taking Over The Fun, Creative Jobs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some reassuring news, futurists have assured that fears of AI taking over the workforce are completely overblown as it’s only white collar...
Food Delivery Cyclist Really Enjoying His Studies At University Of Southern Tasmania’s 20 Square Metre Melbourne Campus
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Greg* (name-changed) has been living in Australia as an international student for a year now, and he loves it.
By night, he's a food...
Gen-Z Overwhelmed With Human Themes And Moral Lessons After Watching A Full Movie Without Checking Phone
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA Gen-Z girl has had her entire world turned upside down after watching a full movie without checking her phone once.
The groundbreaking event...
Opposition Warns Hamas Now Perfectly Positioned For Global Domination After PM Recognises Palestine
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Opposition Sussan Ley has this week proven that the Liberal Party are starting to get their grove back.
After a bitter split with...
Not To Be Out Done, NRL CEO Peter V’Landys Steals Corpse Of Michael Jackson To Perform At Grand Final
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Determined not to be overshadowed by the AFL's booking of Snoop Dogg for their Grand Final entertainment, NRL boss...
