Majority Of Bosnian Tourism Still Riding Of Hamish And Andy Jumping Off That Bridge
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A recent survey in Bosnia has revealed that the bulk of their tourism industry is still being held up by Australian's who watched...
Dad Wishes Toddler Would Parrot All The Smart Stuff He Says Too
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactSwear words could be heard coming from the Guy Family living room after someone tripped over a vacuum cleaner that was not put...
Racists And Anti-AI Lefties Unite Over ‘Clanker’ Slur
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAll ends of the political spectrum are uniting over the new robot slur that has been coined by the internet.
"Clanker", the designated word...
New Mum Changes Paediatrician From Dr Google To Prof ChatGPT
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactStacey Stanley (34) has not had much time for admin over the last 10 weeks, however this morning she has taken a step...
Swans Apparently Considering Introducing Goal Kicking Practice To Training Sessions Next Year
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
NO NO, GO FOR THE BIG STICKS: In a bold and potentially revolutionary move, Sydney Swans head coach Dean Cox, has...
Dees’ Fan’s Cheese Platter Adds Sense Of Dignity To Team’s Horrible Season
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
TRES BON LE FOOTBALL: Dees' fan, Rupunzel Wellington-Smith the Third (27), has told our reporter that nothing beats the warm gooey...
Who Wore It Better? Aussie Politician Edition
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Check out who's DRAB and who's FAB in the latest edition of 'Who wore it better.'
VERDICT: Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler brings a cool...
Bloke With A High Adrenaline Job Also Partial To A High Adrenaline Affair
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some bad news for bachelorettes who love a man in uniform, it can be confirmed that the type of personality who loves...
“This Is Good Beer Drinking Weather” Says Man Of Essentially Any Weather Pattern Imaginable
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local WhatsApp group of thirty-something men has again demonstrated the elasticity of meteorological reasoning required to justify a...
Parents Talking About Neighbour’s Unkempt Front Lawn Like It’s A Sign Of Deep Moral Failure
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA boomer couple have this week given their neighbour a character profile purely on the basis of an unkempt front lawn, which has...
