Report: The Gays And The Girls Are Going Off Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt’s a massive day for the gays and the girls as queen of heartbreak Taylor Swift has officially announced her engagement to the...
Positive Feedback On High-Rise Rezoning Inspires NSW Government To Sniff Around Manly Headland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Teal Independents are facing the greatest test of their political careers this week, as the NSW Government begins toying with the idea...
Local Mum Too Scared To Ask What a Labubu Is But Assumes It Slang For Genitalia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local sexagenarian from Betoota Heights has today quietly confided in The Advocate that she's quite lost on a certain topic of conversation....
Local Cannabis Dealer Drives The Weirdest Car
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local cannabis dealer isn't rolling the dice on minor criminal charges in the pursuit of a luxurious lifestyle, it can be confirmed.
But...
“Aw, He’s So Excited For The Baby To Come” Says Woman About Dog Who Barely Recognises His Own Reflection
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn expectant mum has this week had quite a sweet moment with her terrier ‘Monty’, who she’s now convinced not only knows that...
Entire Country (Except Woollahra) Finds Plan To Turn Woollahra Into New Zetland Extremely Humorous
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The rest of Australia has today experienced an unexpected burst of collective joy, after NSW Premier Chris Minns confirmed...
One Of The Most Advanced Militaries In The World Accidentally Hits Another Hospital Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of the most technologically advanced and lethal militaries in the world, has once again made a pretty fundamental mistake.
This comes after...
Phone Call With Parents Reveal They’re Watching Some Obscure TV Series You’ve Never Heard Of
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactANF THEY LOVE IT! A woman who regularly gives her parents movie and show recommendations has learned that they’ve yet again opted to...
Katter Breaks Silence On Childhood Autism Being Carved Out Of The NDIS Saying That Back In My Day We Didn’t Have This Spectrum Business Because Every Single Bloke On...
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has broken his silence on proposals to carve childhood autism out of the NDIS,...
Bulldogs Given Clearance To Kick Off ‘Mad Monday’ Today, Ahead Of Suns’ Demolition Of Essendon On Wednesday
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
Western Bulldogs players have been officially cleared to commence their end-of-season festivities, affectionately known as Mad Monday, today, in what the...
