Mate Reported To The Police For Ordering Schooners On A Pint Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young bloke from Betoota Heights is set to have the book thrown at him, after a shocking incident over the weekend.
Ash Graham,...
“Plenty Of Positives” Says Blues Coach After Yet Another Awful Season
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
Carlton Blues Coach Michael Voss has looked on the bright side of life this week, it can be reported.
Fronting a media yesterday...
Liberals Criticise Australian Diplomats For Not Licking The Boots Of Foreign Governments That Talk Shit About Us
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australian diplomats are facing fierce criticism from within Parliament house for not rolling over and letting more important governments talk shit about us.
The...
“Go Solve A Real Crime” Says Woman Receiving Speeding Ticket For Driving Faster Than The Legal Limit
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
A furious Amy Armstrong (26) has been left seething this afternoon after being issued a $365 fine for what she considers ‘not a...
Moulting Woman Smears Hair On Bathroom Wall Like An Animal Marking Its Territory
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactRunning spread fingers through her wet hair during her weekly hair wash, university student and part time backstage volunteer, Selina Tellidis, has once...
Productivity Commission Confirms Everyone Just Needs To Lock The Fuck In
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Productivity Commission has today issued a strong ultimatum as the much talked about Roundtable draws to a close The Commission has declared...
Queensland Government Urged To Bring Back The Beattie Burger Logo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactHeated discussion about the new Queensland government logo has prompted many to call for the an old logo to make a comeback, citing...
Dog That Was Bred To Kill Other Animals Not Naturally Aggressive, Says Owner Who Looks Committed To Nurturing A Gentle Spirit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local tough guy from Betoota Heights has today spoken to The Advocate about a topical issue around town.
Following a spate of...
Local Man Refuses To Submit To An Umbrella
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Brisbane bloke has today admitted that he’d rather catch a cold than submit to an umbrella, which to him, is far more...
Child That Doesn’t Behave Like The Photogenic Kids Of Instagram Influencers Must Have Autism And ADHD
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Another pile of application forms have landed on the desk of an NDIS caseworker today, as Betoota Grove family decide that there must...
